the rest of tumblr after seeing the dnp answer time banner and realizing phannies still exist

i know it’s been almost 24 hours but i just rewatched it and i feel like this is an important post to make 

• “take my giant pen!” 
  
• “by strapping forks to your genitals.” 
  
• “there’s a cold pickle on my nips!” 
  
• “it’s a magical sex stick.” 
  
• “this is one voldemort that i would not bang.” 
  
• “phil, how big is your duck?” 
  
• “the only one i’ve got is a small rubber one in the bathroom.” 
  
• “oh, i’ll show you my duck. remember that.” 

okay but let’s talk about the fact that them making voldemort and this is the most fun i’ve ever had references shows that they know EXACTLY what we talk about and that’s terrifying

“i’ve been a phil stan account for ten years” aight phillies i’m watching you

okay but there were so many jumpcuts in pinof 10 it’s legitimately scary

guess twitter knows me well

the year is 2019. it’s winter, and the year is coming to an end. it’s been a whole year since dil and tabitha became seniors. dab and evan got jobs and moved in together; they’re doing quite well for themselves. they got married a few months ago, and they just aged up from young adults to adults. dalien just aged up to a young adult, and he will inherit the family house. the reaper came for tabitha shortly after dab and evan’s wedding, but dil persisted. after quitting his job, through hard work and pure free time, dil finally fulfilled his dream of becoming a master mixologist. finally, after five years, he let the reaper find him too. the kids mourn but live on. it’s time for a new chapter. 

i hate him